5. No
Commitment - During the first five minutes of the first conversation he says that he’s not looking for a
relationship, doesn’t want to be committed, and never wants to get married.
After lunch he texts to say he’d like to be invited over for dinner someday. I
don’t think so.
4. Wow,
he won a second a term! – He lives across the country and has been
promising to visit for over a year and has come up with a multitude of excuses
why he just can’t make it. The election comes and Obama is back in for his
second term. The phone rings and it’s him asking if he can stay with you so
that he can take part in the inauguration activities. Please…
3. On-Line
Dating - You met him on-line and the conversation was flowing. You can’t
believe that he might be the one. He sends a picture but it’s grainy and really
not clear enough to see all that you want or need to see. Finally the day comes
when you meet, and he’s handicap and a tad short. Not that we should
discriminate against the handicapped but I think this is something you should
mention to someone instead of springing it on them on a first date. Wouldn’t you
want to know if I had a third eye? Can someone say “Catfish”?
2. Cheaters
- He cheats on you and you still decide to have his child. You put him out, but
he keeps showing up on your doorstep and you let him back in. If a dog messes
on your carpet and you give it a treat it’s going to keep messing on that
carpet. Smack that cheater on the nose with a newspaper and stop rewarding bad
behavior.
And
my Number 1 Dating Debacle of 2012
1. Joe
Schmoe - You met him in the club. He’s fine and got swagger, but no job, no
car and no place of his own, but you decide to BUN this loser. And to further
propagate the myth that older, professional women are desperate for a man you
invite your friends and random acquaintances (all women) over to your house to
meet him, and show him off like a shiny new car. He shows up over an hour late
and announces that he’s late because he had to stop and buy some condoms. He is
best kept under the sheets in the bedroom and not at the dinner table.
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