Taylor Love Tells All

~Taylor Love Tells All, Love's Tragic Comedy

Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying. Subscribe to my YouTube channel "Taylor Love Tells All" to see what's hot and what's not in dating and relationships.

~I also share current projects, what I'm reading, and general discussions on current events, and of course my muses.

~ Why is my Blog called "Pen2PaperToo?" Simple. I couldn't figure out how to change the title to "Taylor Love Tells All..." Lol

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Smooches!

Friday, March 1, 2013

Dating In DC 101 ~ Helicopter Flying Lessons











Let Your Heart Soar

Sometimes you have to try new things to develop new relationships and meet new people. What better way than helicopter lessons for beginners.

When:      Saturday, March 2, 2013
Where:     10503 Wakeman Drive, Manasas, VA
Time:        9:00A - 3:00P
Cost:        $159.00

You spend 30 minutes in the helicopter with a certified instructor after a 45 minute tutorial. And you get to take control of the helicopter if you dare.

Get off the couch in to the pilot's seat.

Smooches, and Happy Dating!


Friday, February 22, 2013

Dating In DC 101 ~ On-Line Dating




Wow! Have you seen the recent headlines about on-line dating? There's the "Craiglist Killer" headlining on the Lifetime network, the rapist on "Match.com" and the Christian site "Our Time." Is there no sacred or safe place to meet your amore? It seems that your local bar is no more dangerous than dating on-line.

And then there's "Catfishing." You're chatting it up via text and email in-boxing and they're saying all the right things. The pictures they've posted have you asking yourself how did you get so lucky. Then you ask yourself and them why are you still single, why haven't you been swept up a long time ago? And then they tell you, "I've been waiting for you all of my life." So cliché, but you say to yourself, "Well maybe they have." Now isn't that something special?

If they won't or can't connect, RED flag. If they can't send any current pictures, RED flag. If they only have ten friends on Facebook, RED flag.

Be careful out there my friends, predators can smell desperation even via the airwaves.

So be safe, be savvy, and be smart.

Got to go now! My smart, handsome, hotty from Miami just in-boxed me on Facebook. He has 12 friends on Facebook so I know he is real! 

Friday, February 15, 2013

Dating In DC 101 ~ Valentine's Day Aftermath

Any Fall Out From Valentine's Day?

My Valentine's Day was pretty special considering my past experiences. No, I didn't spend it with the love of my life, but I did spend it with one of my very best "female" friends. 

We had dinner at a local seafood buffet. The food was exceptional: Crab legs, Lobster Tails, Shrimp, and Ribs; you name it, they had it. The ambiance, not so much; No fine china, plastic cups, stacks of napkins, troths of cocktail sauce, tartar sauce, and reconstructed butter flavored oil. After all it is a buffet. Speakers filled the restaurant with the sounds of customers singing Karaoke from a back room.

Soon the lines formed at the front door, full of couples creating their own Valentine's Day experiences.



I watched the faces as they poured in. The females of the younger couples were happy to be out with their boyfriends, with the "He chose me to spend the day with," looks on their faces. The males of those same couples puffed out their chests at the mere fact that they did something special for their girlfriends.

The older couples, who seemed to have been together for years were just glad to be out and get some great food. Glad to have made it this far, after so much, still together.

I guess couples who were new and still in the "Honeymoon" phase chose a more romantic venue to celebrate their love.

After we finished our dinner we headed off to a local bar "The Bottom Line". When we entered, the cocktail waitresses greeted us eagerly with "Happy Valentine's Day" and made us feel as if we were part of the "Bottom Line" family. One waitress ushered us to the bar to read off the Valentine's Day cocktail list, on special of course: Chocolate Kisses, Cotton Candy Vodka, and  Peach Schnapps to name a few. Sounds like a hangover waiting to happen. We pass, and stick with our traditional cocktails. Me, a Vodka Tonic and my girlfriend a Cadillac Margarita.

We nestle in to a booth that offers a view of the entire bar. It is easy to see that most of the customers are regulars and have decided to spend their Valentine's Day at a place that has some familiarity.

Minutes after we sit down a guy approaches our table, "Can I sit with you ladies?" I don't respond and let my girlfriend, the social butterfly take over. "Sure, pull up a chair," she responds. Before either can debate whether he should sit in the booth with us or whether he should pull up a chair, they try to identify the song playing on the juke box, yes I said juke box. I can't remember the song now, but he recognized the artist "Confunkshun". That earned him a seat at the booth.

He bought drinks and offered some interesting conversation, but for me he tended to be a little annoying. He knows this one and that one, he's been here and there, he's building a house in Barcelona, he can cook, he can sing, he can juggle balls in the air, five at a time. Okay, I just threw that one in. His name he says is "Delicious", I refused to even mouth that word.

My girlfriend relentlessly asks why he is there alone on Valentine's Day. Finally he surrenders his version of the truth. His girlfriend doesn't understand his relationship with his four daughters and is jealous, so he is punishing her by staying away on Valentine's Day. Really? But you're here in a bar soliciting numbers and trying to get your mack on? His cell is constantly ringing, but he's not answering.

We deduce at nights end that he told her that he had to work late, and headed to her after he left the bar. Just be real guys. Let us know your real intentions, instead of weaving a web of lies. Eventually you will be found out.

Relationships are best built on honesty, mutual understanding, and respect. Always remember if you are deceitful, your mate maybe giving you exactly what you are giving them.

Smooches!


Friday, February 8, 2013

Dating In DC 101 ~ Cooking for Cupid


Nothing is more intimate than you and your loved one cooking together in the kitchen.

Do you want to do something memorable for Valentine's Day? And do it on a budget too?

Invite your sweetie over and "Cook for Cupid."  He brings all the ingredients to prepare his speciality and you do the same without sharing your menus.  Your in the kitchen together, chopping this, and shredding that. The water is boiling and the heat from the oven has the both of you sweating.

Oh, that reminds me, set the table before you start to cook and prepare a salad in a nice bowl with some cherry tomatoes for your side dish. Easy!

If you're wine drinkers, bring out matching glasses. This isn't the time for plastic cups.

Offer him a taste as you cook and he might do the same. Do not make this a structured cooking competition. Enjoy each other, enjoy the moment, and have fun.

Save the dishes for after dessert, or maybe the morning after.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Dating In DC 101 ~ Not Negotiable


You think you've met the person who just might be the one. They're great and things are going marvellously. Then one day the conversation is suddenly about relationship deal breakers, those pesky non-negotiables.

Your list seems like a no brainer:

  • No Infidelity.
  • No Lies.
  • Must Be Kind and Courteous.
Blah, Blah, Blah. You know the drill.

His is more specific:
  • No small children. Check!
  • Must live within a 60 mile radius. Check!
  • No cats. Double Check!
  • No Smoking. Stop the press!
Did he smell the cigarette smoke on my breath? I thought I had hidden all the ashtrays. I only smoke once in awhile, that should be okay right?

There is suddenly an awkward silence. He's staring right at you as if he can see last nights cigarette smoke still circling your lungs.

You look him right back and say "Check." Whew, I guess he didn't know your tiny indiscretion.

Now what?
  • Do you quit? After all it is a terrible habit.
  • Do you continue to hide your habit and hope he never finds out,
  • Or finally tell the truth and say you will "work" on quitting?
Tisk Tisk.....

What a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive!

What would you do?



Thursday, January 24, 2013

Dating In DC 101 ~ Hello, Have You Seen My Husband?



A frantic wife dials a family friend and asks, "Have you seen my husband?" "No" responds the friend, "when was the last time you saw him?" "Well, he left home around 8:00 P.M. last night and I haven't seen him since." The "concerned" friend tells her "well if something has happened to him they will be able to identify him by the identification in his wallet."

How is that for sensitivity? Supposed he's been mugged and separated from his I.D.? Just asking?

The wife tells the friend "He lost his wallet so he has no identification on him."

Now my spider senses are tingling. Was he driving without his license? Does he typically go out late evenings alone? I know, 8:00 P.M. is not really late, but this is an older couple who have been married close to 30 years. Remember I said older but not elderly. These are questions I would have asked the wife, but the concerned family friend reassures her that "he will turn up soon."  "Turn up soon?", like in the Potomac River or in the hospital? Not verbiage that is comforting when your husband has been missing all night.

"Call the police", the friend says and bids the wife good-bye, but not after saying "keep me posted". This isn't like a Facebook status!

PAUSE......

The wife calls the police and they arrive at her residence shortly before 10:00 A.M. She recounts the previous evening to the police. "No there were no problems in their relationship. No he has no medical problems that she is aware of. Yes, this is totally out of character."

As she is giving them a physical description of her missing husband the front door opens and there he stands. "I'm sorry, I got drunk last night at a friends and fell asleep" he laments. The cops close their notepads, and bid the couple farewell.

Now the family friend nor I have any idea what happened after the police left but I have two possible scenarios.

Scenario I:

She embraces her husband and places his face in her hands, "I'm so glad your home safe, I was so worried". "You were so intoxicated that you couldn't call me?." She half asks and half makes a statement. He does not respond. "I'm just so glad you're home. Go take a shower and I'll make waffles. You are hungry aren't you?"

Scenario II:

"You look like crap, and you smell like a French whore. Is that Chanel #5 I smell?" You're out there drinking  champagne out of some hookers stilettos when you should have been home drinking Michelob out of my house shoes. You're just lucky it wasn't date night last night. Go get your nasty behind in the shower, you gotta take me and momma to Walmart. They got a sale on Tide and toilet paper that I got to get to."

What would you say to your missing loved one?



Thursday, January 17, 2013

Urban Literature Under Review ~ "Up the Way" by BEN




"Up the Way" by BEN



203 Pages
Published 2009 by DC Book Diva Publications
Copyright 2009 by Benjamin Janey
Urban Literature

From the Back Cover:

"Not just another ghetto story. We're talking from behind bars; Ben has raised the bar - taking the art of storytelling to the next level! San Dora is a prison where there's money to be made. Joining forces childhood friends and CO's Mia and Jazz are on the come up and playing by their own rules.

Escalade and Do-Boy hold down the streets, while in prison Akbar, Malik, and Born Freedom represent the Gods to the fullest. Renegade female guards take no shorts and are "gansta"! Even the Warden has issues.

The sex is "salacious", and their swagger - "canonical". Take a journey into the lives of these characters, every page is unique, it's full of surprises and nothing is ever what it seems."

My Review:

I initially had a difficult time getting into this book. It takes place in New Jersey and the use of slang associated with that area was quite a conundrum. I found myself reading pages over and over again to increase my comprehension while still keeping track of the key characters. Even the title didn't register with me at first. "Up the Way," oh that means doing time in a penitentiary, got it.

My other stumbling block was navigating myself through prison lingo and references to the Muslim faith that wasn't familiar to me. Terms like "bout-it, Gods, and Astafallah," just to name a few peppered the novel to give it authenticity. Finally I got into the swing of it.

Jazz and Mia the key female characters in the book vie for your attention. They are both correctional officers at a New Jersey penitentiary. Jazz being the most seasoned, schools Mia on the ins, outs and who's who on campus. Mia appearing naive initially soon comes into her own when she meets a drug dealer on a bus on her way to work. The two ladies work the prison as if it were their own personal playground without regard for authority or repercussions. Their mission is to make money by any means necessary and if love, romance, and mayhem happen along the way then so be it.

Fred "Escalade" and Douglas "Do-Boy" head up the male cast of characters who regulate the street drug dealings, while Malik, Akbar and Born Freedom run the drug scene from behind the cell walls.

There are an array of characters intertwined in this story of a corrupt prison system meets street hustle. No one is who they appear to be.

There are some story lines that don't seem realistic but add to the drama and suspense, so I just went with it without analyzing it too much. After all it is fiction, and drama, sex, love, lies,and corruption make for a good story.

In addition, there were parts that were reminiscent of the movies "New Jack City" and "Belly", if you've seen those you will recognize the familiar scenes as you read along.

The ending is not what I anticipated, but went out with a bang..

Ben tied it up nicely at the end, and let's just say that good guys don't always finish first.

For me, the novel is not ready for mainstream, and I don't think Ben wrote it with mainstream in mind. What is does have is urban realism which can have its own following.

You can check out the publisher and her collection of novels at www.DCBookDIVA.com.